The Pool of Tears
'Curiouser and
curiouser!' cried Alice
(she was so much
surprised, that for the
moment she quite forgot
how to speak good
English); 'now I'm
opening out like the
largest telescope that
ever was! Good-bye,
feet!' (for when she
looked down at her feet,
they seemed to be almost
out of sight, they were
getting so far off).
'Oh, my poor little
feet, I wonder who will
put on your shoes and
stockings for you now,
dears? I'm sure I shan't
be able! I shall be a
great deal too far off
to trouble myself about
you: you must manage the
best way you can; --but
I must be kind to them,'
thought Alice, 'or
perhaps they won't walk
the way I want to go!
Let me see: I'll give
them a new pair of boots
every Christmas.'
And she went on planning
to herself how she would
manage it. 'They must go
by the carrier,' she
thought; 'and how funny
it'll seem, sending
presents to one's own
feet! And how odd the
directions will look!
ALICE'S RIGHT
FOOT, ESQ.
HEARTHRUG,
NEAR THE FENDER,
(WITH ALICE'S
LOVE).
Oh dear, what nonsense
I'm talking!'
Just then her head
struck against the roof
of the hall: in fact she
was now more than nine
feet high, and she at
once took up the little
golden key and hurried
off to the garden door.
Poor Alice! It was as
much as she could do,
lying down on one side,
to look through into the
garden with one eye; but
to get through was more
hopeless than ever: she
sat down and began to
cry again.
'You ought to be ashamed
of yourself,' said
Alice, 'a great girl
like you,' (she might
well say this), 'to go
on crying in this way!
Stop this moment, I tell
you!' But she went on
all the same, shedding
gallons of tears, until
there was a large pool
all round her, about
four inches deep and
reaching half down the
hall.
After a time she heard a
little pattering of feet
in the distance, and she
hastily dried her eyes
to see what was coming.
It was the White Rabbit
returning, splendidly
dressed, with a pair of
white kid gloves in one
hand and a large fan in
the other: he came
trotting along in a
great hurry, muttering
to himself as he came,
'Oh! the Duchess, the
Duchess! Oh! won't
she be savage if I've
kept her waiting!' Alice
felt so desperate that
she was ready to ask
help of any one; so,
when the Rabbit came
near her, she began, in
a low, timid voice, 'If
you please, sir--' The
Rabbit started
violently, dropped the
white kid gloves and the
fan, and skurried away
into the darkness as
hard as he could go.
Alice took up the fan
and gloves, and, as the
hall was very hot, she
kept fanning herself all
the time she went on
talking: 'Dear, dear!
How queer everything is
to-day! And yesterday
things went on just as
usual. I wonder if I've
been changed in the
night? Let me think:
was I the same when
I got up this morning? I
almost think I can
remember feeling a
little different. But if
I'm not the same, the
next question is, Who in
the world am I? Ah,
that's the great
puzzle!' And she began
thinking over all the
children she knew that
were of the same age as
herself, to see if she
could have been changed
for any of them.
'I'm sure I'm not Ada,'
she said, 'for her hair
goes in such long
ringlets, and mine
doesn't go in ringlets
at all; and I'm sure I
can't be Mabel, for I
know all sorts of
things, and she, oh! she
knows such a very
little! Besides,
she's she, and
I'm I, and--oh dear,
how puzzling it all is!
I'll try if I know all
the things I used to
know. Let me see: four
times five is twelve,
and four times six is
thirteen, and four times
seven is--oh dear! I
shall never get to
twenty at that rate!
However, the
Multiplication Table
doesn't signify: let's
try Geography. London is
the capital of Paris,
and Paris is the capital
of Rome, and Rome--no,
that's all wrong,
I'm certain! I must have
been changed for Mabel!
I'll try and say "How
doth the little--"'
and she crossed her
hands on her lap as if
she were saying lessons,
and began to repeat it,
but her voice sounded
hoarse and strange, and
the words did not come
the same as they used to
do:--
'How doth the
little crocodile
Improve his
shining tail,
And pour the
waters of the Nile
On every golden
scale!
'How cheerfully he
seems to grin,
How neatly spread
his claws,
And welcome
little fishes in
With gently
smiling jaws!'
'I'm sure those are not
the right words,' said
poor Alice, and her eyes
filled with tears again
as she went on, 'I must
be Mabel after all, and
I shall have to go and
live in that poky little
house, and have next to
no toys to play with,
and oh! ever so many
lessons to learn! No,
I've made up my mind
about it; if I'm Mabel,
I'll stay down here!
It'll be no use their
putting their heads down
and saying "Come up
again, dear!" I shall
only look up and say
"Who am I then? Tell me
that first, and then, if
I like being that
person, I'll come up: if
not, I'll stay down here
till I'm somebody
else"--but, oh dear!'
cried Alice, with a
sudden burst of tears,
'I do wish they would
put their heads down! I
am so very tired
of being all alone
here!'
As she said this she
looked down at her
hands, and was surprised
to see that she had put
on one of the Rabbit's
little white kid gloves
while she was talking.
'How can I have
done that?' she thought.
'I must be growing small
again.' She got up and
went to the table to
measure herself by it,
and found that, as
nearly as she could
guess, she was now about
two feet high, and was
going on shrinking
rapidly: she soon found
out that the cause of
this was the fan she was
holding, and she dropped
it hastily, just in time
to avoid shrinking away
altogether.
'That was a
narrow escape!' said
Alice, a good deal
frightened at the sudden
change, but very glad to
find herself still in
existence; 'and now for
the garden!' and she ran
with all speed back to
the little door: but,
alas! the little door
was shut again, and the
little golden key was
lying on the glass table
as before, 'and things
are worse than ever,'
thought the poor child,
'for I never was so
small as this before,
never! And I declare
it's too bad, that it
is!'
As she said these words
her foot slipped, and in
another moment, splash!
she was up to her chin
in salt water. Her first
idea was that she had
somehow fallen into the
sea, 'and in that case I
can go back by railway,'
she said to herself.
(Alice had been to the
seaside once in her
life, and had come to
the general conclusion,
that wherever you go to
on the English coast you
find a number of bathing
machines in the sea,
some children digging in
the sand with wooden
spades, then a row of
lodging houses, and
behind them a railway
station.) However, she
soon made out that she
was in the pool of tears
which she had wept when
she was nine feet high.
'I wish I hadn't cried
so much!' said Alice, as
she swam about, trying
to find her way out. 'I
shall be punished for it
now, I suppose, by being
drowned in my own tears!
That will be a
queer thing, to be sure!
However, everything is
queer to-day.'
Just then she heard
something splashing
about in the pool a
little way off, and she
swam nearer to make out
what it was: at first
she thought it must be a
walrus or hippopotamus,
but then she remembered
how small she was now,
and she soon made out
that it was only a mouse
that had slipped in like
herself.
'Would it be of any use,
now,' thought Alice, 'to
speak to this mouse?
Everything is so
out-of-the-way down
here, that I should
think very likely it can
talk: at any rate,
there's no harm in
trying.' So she began:
'O Mouse, do you know
the way out of this
pool? I am very tired of
swimming about here, O
Mouse!' (Alice thought
this must be the right
way of speaking to a
mouse: she had never
done such a thing
before, but she
remembered having seen
in her brother's Latin
Grammar, 'A mouse--of a
mouse--to a mouse--a
mouse--O mouse!') The
Mouse looked at her
rather inquisitively,
and seemed to her to
wink with one of its
little eyes, but it said
nothing.
'Perhaps it doesn't
understand English,'
thought Alice; 'I
daresay it's a French
mouse, come over with
William the Conqueror.'
(For, with all her
knowledge of history,
Alice had no very clear
notion how long ago
anything had happened.)
So she began again: 'Ou
est ma chatte?' which
was the first sentence
in her French
lesson-book. The Mouse
gave a sudden leap out
of the water, and seemed
to quiver all over with
fright. 'Oh, I beg your
pardon!' cried Alice
hastily, afraid that she
had hurt the poor
animal's feelings. 'I
quite forgot you didn't
like cats.'
'Not like cats!' cried
the Mouse, in a shrill,
passionate voice. 'Would
you like cats if
you were me?'
'Well, perhaps not,'
said Alice in a soothing
tone: 'don't be angry
about it. And yet I wish
I could show you our cat
Dinah: I think you'd
take a fancy to cats if
you could only see her.
She is such a dear quiet
thing,' Alice went on,
half to herself, as she
swam lazily about in the
pool, 'and she sits
purring so nicely by the
fire, licking her paws
and washing her
face--and she is such a
nice soft thing to
nurse--and she's such a
capital one for catching
mice--oh, I beg your
pardon!' cried Alice
again, for this time the
Mouse was bristling all
over, and she felt
certain it must be
really offended. 'We
won't talk about her any
more if you'd rather
not.'
'We indeed!' cried the
Mouse, who was trembling
down to the end of his
tail. 'As if I would
talk on such a subject!
Our family always
hated cats: nasty,
low, vulgar things!
Don't let me hear the
name again!'
'I won't indeed!' said
Alice, in a great hurry
to change the subject of
conversation. 'Are
you--are you
fond--of--of dogs?' The
Mouse did not answer, so
Alice went on eagerly:
'There is such a nice
little dog near our
house I should like to
show you! A little
bright-eyed terrier, you
know, with oh, such long
curly brown hair! And
it'll fetch things when
you throw them, and
it'll sit up and beg for
its dinner, and all
sorts of things--I can't
remember half of
them--and it belongs to
a farmer, you know, and
he says it's so useful,
it's worth a hundred
pounds! He says it kills
all the rats and--oh
dear!' cried Alice in a
sorrowful tone, 'I'm
afraid I've offended it
again!' For the Mouse
was swimming away from
her as hard as it could
go, and making quite a
commotion in the pool as
it went.
So she called softly
after it, 'Mouse dear!
Do come back again, and
we won't talk about cats
or dogs either, if you
don't like them!' When
the Mouse heard this, it
turned round and swam
slowly back to her: its
face was quite pale
(with passion, Alice
thought), and it said in
a low trembling voice,
'Let us get to the
shore, and then I'll
tell you my history, and
you'll understand why it
is I hate cats and
dogs.'
It was high time to go,
for the pool was getting
quite crowded with the
birds and animals that
had fallen into it:
there were a Duck and a
Dodo, a Lory and an
Eaglet, and several
other curious creatures.
Alice led the way, and
the whole party swam to
the shore. |