We dasn't stop
again at any town for days and days;
kept right along down the river. We
was down south in the warm weather
now, and a mighty long ways from
home. We begun to come to trees with
Spanish moss on them, hanging down
from the limbs like long, gray
beards. It was the first I ever see
it growing, and it made the woods
look solemn and dismal. So now the
frauds reckoned they was out of
danger, and they begun to work the
villages again.
First they done a
lecture on temperance; but they
didn't make enough for them both to
get drunk on. Then in another
village they started a
dancing-school; but they didn't know
no more how to dance than a kangaroo
does; so the first prance they made
the general public jumped in and
pranced them out of town. Another
time they tried to go at
yellocution; but they didn't
yellocute long till the audience got
up and give them a solid good
cussing, and made them skip out.
They tackled missionarying, and
mesmerizing, and doctoring, and
telling fortunes, and a little of
everything; but they couldn't seem
to have no luck. So at last they got
just about dead broke, and laid
around the raft as she floated
along, thinking and thinking, and
never saying nothing, by the half a
day at a time, and dreadful blue and
desperate.
And at last they
took a change and begun to lay their
heads together in the wigwam and
talk low and confidential two or
three hours at a time. Jim and me
got uneasy. We didn't like the look
of it. We judged they was studying
up some kind of worse deviltry than
ever. We turned it over and over,
and at last we made up our minds
they was going to break into
somebody's house or store, or was
going into the counterfeit-money
business, or something. So then we
was pretty scared, and made up an
agreement that we wouldn't have
nothing in the world to do with such
actions, and if we ever got the
least show we would give them the
cold shake and clear out and leave
them behind. Well, early one morning
we hid the raft in a good, safe
place about two mile below a little
bit of a shabby village named
Pikesville, and the king he went
ashore and told us all to stay hid
whilst he went up to town and smelt
around to see if anybody had got any
wind of the Royal Nonesuch there
yet. ("House to rob, you mean,"
says I to myself; "and when you
get through robbing it you'll come
back here and wonder what has become
of me and Jim and the raft -- and
you'll have to take it out in
wondering.") And he said if he
warn't back by midday the duke and
me would know it was all right, and
we was to come along.
So we stayed where
we was. The duke he fretted and
sweated around, and was in a mighty
sour way. He scolded us for
everything, and we couldn't seem to
do nothing right; he found fault
with every little thing. Something
was a-brewing, sure. I was good and
glad when midday come and no king;
we could have a change, anyway --
and maybe a chance for the
chance on top of it. So me and the
duke went up to the village, and
hunted around there for the king,
and by and by we found him in the
back room of a little low doggery,
very tight, and a lot of loafers
bullyragging him for sport, and he
a-cussing and a-threatening with all
his might, and so tight he couldn't
walk, and couldn't do nothing to
them. The duke he begun to abuse him
for an old fool, and the king begun
to sass back, and the minute they
was fairly at it I lit out and shook
the reefs out of my hind legs, and
spun down the river road like a
deer, for I see our chance; and I
made up my mind that it would be a
long day before they ever see me and
Jim again. I got down there all out
of breath but loaded up with joy,
and sung out:
"Set her loose,
Jim! we're all right now!"
But there warn't
no answer, and nobody come out of
the wigwam. Jim was gone! I set up a
shout -- and then another -- and
then another one; and run this way
and that in the woods, whooping and
screeching; but it warn't no use --
old Jim was gone. Then I set down
and cried; I couldn't help it. But I
couldn't set still long. Pretty soon
I went out on the road, trying to
think what I better do, and I run
across a boy walking, and asked him
if he'd seen a strange nigger
dressed so and so, and he says:
"Yes."
"Whereabouts?"
says I.
"Down to Silas
Phelps' place, two mile below here.
He's a runaway nigger, and they've
got him. Was you looking for him?"
"You bet I ain't!
I run across him in the woods about
an hour or two ago, and he said if I
hollered he'd cut my livers out --
and told me to lay down and stay
where I was; and I done it. Been
there ever since; afeard to come
out."
"Well," he says,
"you needn't be afeard no more,
becuz they've got him. He run off
f'm down South, som'ers."
"It's a good job
they got him."
"Well, I
reckon! There's two hunderd
dollars reward on him. It's like
picking up money out'n the road."
"Yes, it is -- and
I could a had it if I'd been big
enough; I see him first. Who
nailed him?"
"It was an old
fellow -- a stranger -- and he sold
out his chance in him for forty
dollars, becuz he's got to go up the
river and can't wait. Think o' that,
now! You bet I'd wait, if it
was seven year."
"That's me, every
time," says I. "But maybe his chance
ain't worth no more than that, if
he'll sell it so cheap. Maybe
there's something ain't straight
about it."
"But it is,
though -- straight as a string. I
see the handbill myself. It tells
all about him, to a dot -- paints
him like a picture, and tells the
plantation he's frum, below Newrleans.
No-sirree-bob, they ain't no
trouble 'bout that
speculation, you bet you. Say, gimme
a chaw tobacker, won't ye?"
I didn't have
none, so he left. I went to the
raft, and set down in the wigwam to
think. But I couldn't come to
nothing. I thought till I wore my
head sore, but I couldn't see no way
out of the trouble. After all this
long journey, and after all we'd
done for them scoundrels, here it
was all come to nothing, everything
all busted up and ruined, because
they could have the heart to serve
Jim such a trick as that, and make
him a slave again all his life, and
amongst strangers, too, for forty
dirty dollars.
Once I said to
myself it would be a thousand times
better for Jim to be a slave at home
where his family was, as long as
he'd got to be a slave, and
so I'd better write a letter to Tom
Sawyer and tell him to tell Miss
Watson where he was. But I soon give
up that notion for two things: she'd
be mad and disgusted at his
rascality and ungratefulness for
leaving her, and so she'd sell him
straight down the river again; and
if she didn't, everybody naturally
despises an ungrateful nigger, and
they'd make Jim feel it all the
time, and so he'd feel ornery and
disgraced. And then think of me!
It would get all around that Huck
Finn helped a nigger to get his
freedom; and if I was ever to see
anybody from that town again I'd be
ready to get down and lick his boots
for shame. That's just the way: a
person does a low-down thing, and
then he don't want to take no
consequences of it. Thinks as long
as he can hide, it ain't no
disgrace. That was my fix exactly.
The more I studied about this the
more my conscience went to grinding
me, and the more wicked and low-down
and ornery I got to feeling. And at
last, when it hit me all of a sudden
that here was the plain hand of
Providence slapping me in the face
and letting me know my wickedness
was being watched all the time from
up there in heaven,whilst I was
stealing a poor old woman's nigger
that hadn't ever done me no harm,
and now was showing me there's One
that's always on the lookout, and
ain't a-going to allow no such
miserable doings to go only just so
fur and no further, I most dropped
in my tracks I was so scared. Well,
I tried the best I could to kinder
soften it up somehow for myself by
saying I was brung up wicked, and so
I warn't so much to blame; but
something inside of me kept saying,
"There was the Sunday-school, you
could a gone to it; and if you'd a
done it they'd a learnt you there
that people that acts as I'd been
acting about that nigger goes to
everlasting fire."
It made me shiver.
And I about made up my mind to pray,
and see if I couldn't try to quit
being the kind of a boy I was and be
better. So I kneeled down. But the
words wouldn't come. Why wouldn't
they? It warn't no use to try and
hide it from Him. Nor from me,
neither. I knowed very well why they
wouldn't come. It was because my
heart warn't right; it was because I
warn't square; it was because I was
playing double. I was letting on
to give up sin, but away inside of
me I was holding on to the biggest
one of all. I was trying to make my
mouth say I would do the
right thing and the clean thing, and
go and write to that nigger's owner
and tell where he was; but deep down
in me I knowed it was a lie, and He
knowed it. You can't pray a lie -- I
found that out.
So I was full of
trouble, full as I could be; and
didn't know what to do. At last I
had an idea; and I says, I'll go and
write the letter -- and then
see if I can pray. Why, it was
astonishing, the way I felt as light
as a feather right straight off, and
my troubles all gone. So I got a
piece of paper and a pencil, all
glad and excited, and set down and
wrote:
Miss Watson, your
runaway nigger Jim is down here two
mile below Pikesville, and Mr.
Phelps has got him and he will give
him up for the reward if you send.
HUCK FINN.
I felt good and all washed clean of
sin for the first time I had ever
felt so in my life, and I knowed I
could pray now. But I didn't do it
straight off, but laid the paper
down and set there thinking --
thinking how good it was all this
happened so, and how near I come to
being lost and going to hell. And
went on thinking. And got to
thinking over our trip down the
river; and I see Jim before me all
the time: in the day and in the
night-time, sometimes moonlight,
sometimes storms, and we a-floating
along, talking and singing and
laughing. But somehow I couldn't
seem to strike no places to harden
me against him, but only the other
kind. I'd see him standing my watch
on top of his'n, 'stead of calling
me, so I could go on sleeping; and
see him how glad he was when I come
back out of the fog; and when I come
to him again in the swamp, up there
where the feud was; and such-like
times; and would always call me
honey, and pet me and do everything
he could think of for me, and how
good he always was; and at last I
struck the time I saved him by
telling the men we had small-pox
aboard, and he was so grateful, and
said I was the best friend old Jim
ever had in the world, and the
only one he's got now; and then
I happened to look around and see
that paper.
It was a close
place. I took it up, and held it in
my hand. I was a-trembling, because
I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt
two things, and I knowed it. I
studied a minute, sort of holding my
breath, and then says to myself:
"All right, then,
I'll go to hell" -- and tore
it up.
It was awful
thoughts and awful words, but they
was said. And I let them stay said;
and never thought no more about
reforming. I shoved the whole thing
out of my head, and said I would
take up wickedness again, which was
in my line, being brung up to it,
and the other warn't. And for a
starter I would go to work and steal
Jim out of slavery again; and if I
could think up anything worse, I
would do that, too; because as long
as I was in, and in for good, I
might as well go the whole hog.
Then I set to
thinking over how to get at it, and
turned over some considerable many
ways in my mind; and at last fixed
up a plan that suited me. So then I
took the bearings of a woody island
that was down the river a piece, and
as soon as it was fairly dark I
crept out with my raft and went for
it, and hid it there, and then
turned in. I slept the night
through, and got up before it was
light, and had my breakfast, and put
on my store clothes, and tied up
some others and one thing or another
in a bundle, and took the canoe and
cleared for shore. I landed below
where I judged was Phelps's place,
and hid my bundle in the woods, and
then filled up the canoe with water,
and loaded rocks into her and sunk
her where I could find her again
when I wanted her, about a quarter
of a mile below a little steam
sawmill that was on the bank.
Then I struck up
the road, and when I passed the mill
I see a sign on it, "Phelps's
Sawmill," and when I come to the
farm-houses, two or three hundred
yards further along, I kept my eyes
peeled, but didn't see nobody
around, though it was good daylight
now. But I didn't mind, because I
didn't want to see nobody just yet
-- I only wanted to get the lay of
the land. According to my plan, I
was going to turn up there from the
village, not from below. So I just
took a look, and shoved along,
straight for town. Well, the very
first man I see when I got there was
the duke. He was sticking up a bill
for the Royal Nonesuch --
three-night performance -- like that
other time. They had the
cheek, them frauds! I was right on
him before I could shirk. He looked
astonished, and says:
"Hel-lo!
Where'd you come from?" Then
he says, kind of glad and eager,
"Where's the raft? -- got her in a
good place?"
I says:
"Why, that's just
what I was going to ask your grace."
Then he didn't
look so joyful, and says:
"What was your
idea for asking me?" he says.
"Well," I says,
"when I see the king in that doggery
yesterday I says to myself, we can't
get him home for hours, till he's
soberer; so I went a-loafing around
town to put in the time and wait. A
man up and offered me ten cents to
help him pull a skiff over the river
and back to fetch a sheep, and so I
went along; but when we was dragging
him to the boat, and the man left me
a-holt of the rope and went behind
him to shove him along, he was too
strong for me and jerked loose and
run, and we after him. We didn't
have no dog, and so we had to chase
him all over the country till we
tired him out. We never got him till
dark; then we fetched him over, and
I started down for the raft. When I
got there and see it was gone, I
says to myself, 'They've got into
trouble and had to leave; and
they've took my nigger, which is the
only nigger I've got in the world,
and now I'm in a strange country,
and ain't got no property no more,
nor nothing, and no way to make my
living;' so I set down and cried. I
slept in the woods all night. But
what did become of the raft,
then? -- and Jim -- poor Jim!"
"Blamed if I
know -- that is, what's become
of the raft. That old fool had made
a trade and got forty dollars, and
when we found him in the doggery the
loafers had matched half-dollars
with him and got every cent but what
he'd spent for whisky; and when I
got him home late last night and
found the raft gone, we said, 'That
little rascal has stole our raft and
shook us, and run off down the
river.'"
"I wouldn't shake
my nigger, would I? -- the
only nigger I had in the world, and
the only property."
"We never thought
of that. Fact is, I reckon we'd come
to consider him our nigger;
yes, we did consider him so --
goodness knows we had trouble enough
for him. So when we see the raft was
gone and we flat broke, there warn't
anything for it but to try the Royal
Nonesuch another shake. And I've
pegged along ever since, dry as a
powder-horn. Where's that ten cents?
Give it here."
I had considerable
money, so I give him ten cents, but
begged him to spend it for something
to eat, and give me some, because it
was all the money I had, and I
hadn't had nothing to eat since
yesterday. He never said nothing.
The next minute he whirls on me and
says:
"Do you reckon
that nigger would blow on us? We'd
skin him if he done that!"
"How can he blow?
Hain't he run off?"
"No! That old fool
sold him, and never divided with me,
and the money's gone."
"Sold him?" I says, and begun
to cry; "why, he was my
nigger, and that was my money. Where
is he? -- I want my nigger."
"Well, you can't
get your nigger, that's all
-- so dry up your blubbering. Looky
here -- do you think you'd
venture to blow on us? Blamed if I
think I'd trust you. Why, if you
was to blow on us -- "
He stopped, but I
never see the duke look so ugly out
of his eyes before. I went on
a-whimpering, and says:
"I don't want to
blow on nobody; and I ain't got no
time to blow, nohow. I got to turn
out and find my nigger."
He looked kinder
bothered, and stood there with his
bills fluttering on his arm,
thinking, and wrinkling up his
forehead. At last he says:
"I'll tell you
something. We got to be here three
days. If you'll promise you won't
blow, and won't let the nigger blow,
I'll tell you where to find him."
So I promised, and
he says:
"A farmer by the
name of Silas Ph -- -- " and then he
stopped. You see, he started to tell
me the truth; but when he stopped
that way, and begun to study and
think again, I reckoned he was
changing his mind. And so he was. He
wouldn't trust me; he wanted to make
sure of having me out of the way the
whole three days. So pretty soon he
says:
"The man that
bought him is named Abram Foster --
Abram G. Foster -- and he lives
forty mile back here in the country,
on the road to Lafayette."
"All right," I
says, "I can walk it in three days.
And I'll start this very afternoon."
"No you wont,
you'll start now; and don't
you lose any time about it, neither,
nor do any gabbling by the way. Just
keep a tight tongue in your head and
move right along, and then you won't
get into trouble with us,
d'ye hear?"
That was the order
I wanted, and that was the one I
played for. I wanted to be left free
to work my plans.
"So clear out," he
says; "and you can tell Mr. Foster
whatever you want to. Maybe you can
get him to believe that Jim is
your nigger -- some idiots don't
require documents -- leastways I've
heard there's such down South here.
And when you tell him the handbill
and the reward's bogus, maybe he'll
believe you when you explain to him
what the idea was for getting 'em
out. Go 'long now, and tell him
anything you want to; but mind you
don't work your jaw any between
here and there."
So I left, and
struck for the back country. I
didn't look around, but I kinder
felt like he was watching me. But I
knowed I could tire him out at that.
I went straight out in the country
as much as a mile before I stopped;
then I doubled back through the
woods towards Phelps'. I reckoned I
better start in on my plan straight
off without fooling around, because
I wanted to stop Jim's mouth till
these fellows could get away. I
didn't want no trouble with their
kind. I'd seen all I wanted to of
them, and wanted to get entirely
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