The doctor was an
old man; a very nice, kind-looking
old man when I got him up. I told
him me and my brother was over on
Spanish Island hunting yesterday
afternoon, and camped on a piece of
a raft we found, and about midnight
he must a kicked his gun in his
dreams, for it went off and shot him
in the leg, and we wanted him to go
over there and fix it and not say
nothing about it, nor let anybody
know, because we wanted to come home
this evening and surprise the folks.
"Who is your
folks?" he says.
"The Phelpses,
down yonder."
"Oh," he says. And
after a minute, he says:
"How'd you say he
got shot?"
"He had a dream,"
I says, "and it shot him."
"Singular dream,"
he says.
So he lit up his
lantern, and got his saddle-bags,
and we started. But when he sees the
canoe he didn't like the look of her
-- said she was big enough for one,
but didn't look pretty safe for two.
I says:
"Oh, you needn't
be afeard, sir, she carried the
three of us easy enough."
"What three?"
"Why, me and Sid,
and -- and -- and the guns;
that's what I mean."
"Oh," he says.
But he put his foot on the gunnel
and rocked her, and shook his head,
and said he reckoned he'd look
around for a bigger one. But they
was all locked and chained; so he
took my canoe, and said for me to
wait till he come back, or I could
hunt around further, or maybe I
better go down home and get them
ready for the surprise if I wanted
to. But I said I didn't; so I told
him just how to find the raft, and
then he started.
I struck an idea
pretty soon. I says to myself,
spos'n he can't fix that leg just in
three shakes of a sheep's tail, as
the saying is? spos'n it takes him
three or four days? What are we
going to do? -- lay around there
till he lets the cat out of the bag?
No, sir; I know what I'll do.
I'll wait, and when he comes back if
he says he's got to go any more I'll
get down there, too, if I swim; and
we'll take and tie him, and keep
him, and shove out down the river;
and when Tom's done with him we'll
give him what it's worth, or all we
got, and then let him get ashore.
So then I crept
into a lumber-pile to get some
sleep; and next time I waked up the
sun was away up over my head! I shot
out and went for the doctor's house,
but they told me he'd gone away in
the night some time or other, and
warn't back yet. Well, thinks I,
that looks powerful bad for Tom, and
I'll dig out for the island right
off. So away I shoved, and turned
the corner, and nearly rammed my
head into Uncle Silas's stomach! He
says:
"Why, Tom!
Where you been all this time, you
rascal?"
"I hain't
been nowheres," I says, "only just
hunting for the runaway nigger -- me
and Sid."
"Why, where ever did you go?" he
says. "Your aunt's been mighty
uneasy."
"She needn't," I
says, "because we was all right. We
followed the men and the dogs, but
they outrun us, and we lost them;
but we thought we heard them on the
water, so we got a canoe and took
out after them and crossed over, but
couldn't find nothing of them; so we
cruised along up-shore till we got
kind of tired and beat out; and tied
up the canoe and went to sleep, and
never waked up till about an hour
ago; then we paddled over here to
hear the news, and Sid's at the
post-office to see what he can hear,
and I'm a-branching out to get
something to eat for us, and then
we're going home."
So then we went to
the post-office to get "Sid"; but
just as I suspicioned, he warn't
there; so the old man he got a
letter out of the office, and we
waited awhile longer, but Sid didn't
come; so the old man said, come
along, let Sid foot it home, or
canoe it, when he got done fooling
around -- but we would ride. I
couldn't get him to let me stay and
wait for Sid; and he said there
warn't no use in it, and I must come
along, and let Aunt Sally see we was
all right.
When we got home
Aunt Sally was that glad to see me
she laughed and cried both, and
hugged me, and give me one of them
lickings of hern that don't amount
to shucks, and said she'd serve Sid
the same when he come.
And the place was
plum full of farmers and farmers'
wives, to dinner; and such another
clack a body never heard. Old Mrs.
Hotchkiss was the worst; her tongue
was a-going all the time. She says:
"Well, Sister
Phelps, I've ransacked that-air
cabin over, an' I b'lieve the nigger
was crazy. I says to Sister Damrell
-- didn't I, Sister Damrell? -- s'I,
he's crazy, s'I -- them's the very
words I said. You all hearn me: he's
crazy, s'I; everything shows it,
s'I. Look at that-air grindstone,
s'I; want to tell me't any
cretur 't's in his right mind 's a
goin' to scrabble all them crazy
things onto a grindstone, s'I? Here
sich 'n' sich a person busted his
heart; 'n' here so 'n' so pegged
along for thirty-seven year, 'n' all
that -- natcherl son o' Louis
somebody, 'n' sich everlast'n
rubbage. He's plumb crazy, s'I; it's
what I says in the fust place, it's
what I says in the middle, 'n' it's
what I says last 'n' all the time --
the nigger's crazy -- crazy 's
Nebokoodneezer, s'I."
"An' look at
that-air ladder made out'n rags,
Sister Hotchkiss," says old Mrs.
Damrell; "what in the name o'
goodness could he ever want
of -- "
"The very words I
was a-sayin' no longer ago th'n this
minute to Sister Utterback, 'n'
she'll tell you so herself. Sh-she,
look at that-air rag ladder, sh-she;
'n' s'I, yes, look at it, s'I
-- what could he a-wanted of
it, s'I. Sh-she, Sister Hotchkiss,
sh-she -- "
"But how in the
nation'd they ever git that
grindstone in there, anyway?
'n' who dug that-air hole?
'n' who -- "
"My very words,
Brer Penrod! I was a-sayin' --
pass that-air sasser o' m'lasses,
won't ye? -- I was a-sayin' to
Sister Dunlap, jist this minute, how
did they git that grindstone
in there, s'I. Without help,
mind you -- 'thout help!
Thar's wher 'tis. Don't tell
me, s'I; there wuz help,
s'I; 'n' ther' wuz a plenty
help, too, s'I; ther's ben a
dozen a-helpin' that nigger, 'n'
I lay I'd skin every last nigger on
this place but I'd find out
who done it, s'I; 'n' moreover, s'I
-- "
"A dozen
says you! -- forty couldn't a
done every thing that's been done.
Look at them case-knife saws and
things, how tedious they've been
made; look at that bed-leg sawed off
with 'm, a week's work for six men;
look at that nigger made out'n straw
on the bed; and look at -- "
"You may well
say it, Brer Hightower! It's jist as
I was a-sayin' to Brer Phelps, his
own self. S'e, what do you
think of it, Sister Hotchkiss, s'e?
Think o' what, Brer Phelps, s'I?
Think o' that bed-leg sawed off that
a way, s'e? Think of it, s'I?
I lay it never sawed itself
off, s'I -- somebody sawed
it, s'I; that's my opinion, take it
or leave it, it mayn't be no 'count,
s'I, but sich as 't is, it's my
opinion, s'I, 'n' if any body k'n
start a better one, s'I, let him
do it, s'I, that's all. I says
to Sister Dunlap, s'I -- "
"Why, dog my cats,
they must a ben a house-full o'
niggers in there every night for
four weeks to a done all that work,
Sister Phelps. Look at that shirt --
every last inch of it kivered over
with secret African writ'n done with
blood! Must a ben a raft uv 'm at it
right along, all the time, amost.
Why, I'd give two dollars to have it
read to me; 'n' as for the niggers
that wrote it, I 'low I'd take 'n'
lash 'm t'll -- "
"People to help
him, Brother Marples! Well, I reckon
you'd think so if you'd a
been in this house for a while back.
Why, they've stole everything they
could lay their hands on -- and we
a-watching all the time, mind you.
They stole that shirt right off o'
the line! and as for that sheet they
made the rag ladder out of, ther'
ain't no telling how many times they
didn't steal that; and flour,
and candles, and candlesticks, and
spoons, and the old warming-pan, and
most a thousand things that I
disremember now, and my new calico
dress; and me and Silas and my Sid
and Tom on the constant watch day
and night, as I was a-telling
you, and not a one of us could catch
hide nor hair nor sight nor sound of
them; and here at the last minute,
lo and behold you, they slides right
in under our noses and fools us, and
not only fools us but the
Injun Territory robbers too, and
actuly gets away with that
nigger safe and sound, and that with
sixteen men and twenty-two dogs
right on their very heels at that
very time! I tell you, it just bangs
anything I ever heard of.
Why, sperits couldn't a done
better and been no smarter. And I
reckon they must a been
sperits -- because, you know
our dogs, and ther' ain't no better;
well, them dogs never even got on
the track of 'm once! You
explain that to me if you
can! -- any of you!"
"Well, it does
beat -- "
"Laws alive, I
never -- "
"So help me, I
wouldn't a be -- "
"House-thieves
as well as -- "
"Goodnessgracioussakes, I'd a ben
afeard to live in sich a -- "
"Fraid to live!
-- why, I was that scared I
dasn't hardly go to bed, or get up,
or lay down, or set down,
Sister Ridgeway. Why, they'd steal
the very -- why, goodness sakes, you
can guess what kind of a fluster
I was in by the time midnight
come last night. I hope to gracious
if I warn't afraid they'd steal some
o' the family! I was just to that
pass I didn't have no reasoning
faculties no more. It looks foolish
enough now, in the daytime;
but I says to myself, there's my two
poor boys asleep, 'way up stairs in
that lonesome room, and I declare to
goodness I was that uneasy 't I
crep' up there and locked 'em in! I
did. And anybody would.
Because, you know, when you get
scared that way, and it keeps
running on, and getting worse and
worse all the time, and your wits
gets to addling, and you get to
doing all sorts o' wild things, and
by and by you think to yourself,
spos'n I as a boy, and was
away up there, and the door ain't
locked, and you -- " She stopped,
looking kind of wondering, and then
she turned her head around slow, and
when her eye lit on me -- I got up
and took a walk.
Says I to myself,
I can explain better how we come to
not be in that room this morning if
I go out to one side and study over
it a little. So I done it. But I
dasn't go fur, or she'd a sent for
me. And when it was late in the day
the people all went, and then I come
in and told her the noise and
shooting waked up me and "Sid," and
the door was locked, and we wanted
to see the fun, so we went down the
lightning-rod, and both of us got
hurt a little, and we didn't never
want to try that no more. And
then I went on and told her all what
I told Uncle Silas before; and then
she said she'd forgive us, and maybe
it was all right enough anyway, and
about what a body might expect of
boys, for all boys was a pretty
harum-scarum lot as fur as she could
see; and so, as long as no harm
hadn't come of it, she judged she
better put in her time being
grateful we was alive and well and
she had us still, stead of fretting
over what was past and done. So then
she kissed me, and patted me on the
head, and dropped into a kind of a
brown study; and pretty soon jumps
up, and says:
"Why, lawsamercy,
it's most night, and Sid not come
yet! What has become of that
boy?"
I see my chance;
so I skips up and says:
"I'll run right up
to town and get him," I says.
"No you won't,"
she says. "You'll stay right wher'
you are; one's enough to be
lost at a time. If he ain't here to
supper, your uncle 'll go."
Well, he warn't
there to supper; so right after
supper uncle went.
He come back about
ten a little bit uneasy; hadn't run
across Tom's track. Aunt Sally was a
good deal uneasy; but Uncle
Silas he said there warn't no
occasion to be -- boys will be boys,
he said, and you'll see this one
turn up in the morning all sound and
right. So she had to be satisfied.
But she said she'd set up for him a
while anyway, and keep a light
burning so he could see it.
And then when I
went up to bed she come up with me
and fetched her candle, and tucked
me in, and mothered me so good I
felt mean, and like I couldn't look
her in the face; and she set down on
the bed and talked with me a long
time, and said what a splendid boy
Sid was, and didn't seem to want to
ever stop talking about him; and
kept asking me every now and then if
I reckoned he could a got lost, or
hurt, or maybe drownded, and might
be laying at this minute somewheres
suffering or dead, and she not by
him to help him, and so the tears
would drip down silent, and I would
tell her that Sid was all right, and
would be home in the morning, sure;
and she would squeeze my hand, or
maybe kiss me, and tell me to say it
again, and keep on saying it,
because it done her good, and she
was in so much trouble. And when she
was going away she looked down in my
eyes so steady and gentle, and says:
"The door ain't
going to be locked, Tom, and there's
the window and the rod; but you'll
be good, won't you? And you
won't go? For my sake."
Laws knows I
wanted to go bad enough to see
about Tom, and was all intending to
go; but after that I wouldn't a
went, not for kingdoms.
But she was on my
mind and Tom was on my mind, so I
slept very restless. And twice I
went down the rod away in the night,
and slipped around front, and see
her setting there by her candle in
the window with her eyes towards the
road and the tears in them; and I
wished I could do something for her,
but I couldn't, only to swear that I
wouldn't never do nothing to grieve
her any more. And the third time I
waked up at dawn, and slid down, and
she was there yet, and her candle
was most out, and her old gray head
was resting on her hand, and she was
asleep. |