Well, pretty soon
the old man was up and around again,
and then he went for Judge Thatcher
in the courts to make him give up
that money, and he went for me, too,
for not stopping school. He catched
me a couple of times and thrashed
me, but I went to school just the
same, and dodged him or outrun him
most of the time. I didn't want to
go to school much before, but I
reckoned I'd go now to spite pap.
That law trial was a slow business
-- appeared like they warn't ever
going to get started on it; so every
now and then I'd borrow two or three
dollars off of the judge for him, to
keep from getting a cowhiding. Every
time he got money he got drunk; and
every time he got drunk he raised
Cain around town; and every time he
raised Cain he got jailed. He was
just suited -- this kind of thing
was right in his line.
He got to hanging
around the widow's too much and so
she told him at last that if he
didn't quit using around there she
would make trouble for him. Well,
wasn't he mad? He said he would
show who was Huck Finn's boss. So he
watched out for me one day in the
spring, and catched me, and took me
up the river about three mile in a
skiff, and crossed over to the
Illinois shore where it was woody
and there warn't no houses but an
old log hut in a place where the
timber was so thick you couldn't
find it if you didn't know where it
was.
He kept me with
him all the time, and I never got a
chance to run off. We lived in that
old cabin, and he always locked the
door and put the key under his head
nights. He had a gun which he had
stole, I reckon, and we fished and
hunted, and that was what we lived
on. Every little while he locked me
in and went down to the store, three
miles, to the ferry, and traded fish
and game for whisky, and fetched it
home and got drunk and had a good
time, and licked me. The widow she
found out where I was by and by, and
she sent a man over to try to get
hold of me; but pap drove him off
with the gun, and it warn't long
after that till I was used to being
where I was, and liked it -- all but
the cowhide part.
It was kind of
lazy and jolly, laying off
comfortable all day, smoking and
fishing, and no books nor study. Two
months or more run along, and my
clothes got to be all rags and dirt,
and I didn't see how I'd ever got to
like it so well at the widow's,
where you had to wash, and eat on a
plate, and comb up, and go to bed
and get up regular, and be forever
bothering over a book, and have old
Miss Watson pecking at you all the
time. I didn't want to go back no
more. I had stopped cussing, because
the widow didn't like it; but now I
took to it again because pap hadn't
no objections. It was pretty good
times up in the woods there, take it
all around.
But by and by pap
got too handy with his hick'ry, and
I couldn't stand it. I was all over
welts. He got to going away so much,
too, and locking me in. Once he
locked me in and was gone three
days. It was dreadful lonesome. I
judged he had got drowned, and I
wasn't ever going to get out any
more. I was scared. I made up my
mind I would fix up some way to
leave there. I had tried to get out
of that cabin many a time, but I
couldn't find no way. There warn't a
window to it big enough for a dog to
get through. I couldn't get up the
chimbly; it was too narrow. The door
was thick, solid oak slabs. Pap was
pretty careful not to leave a knife
or anything in the cabin when he was
away; I reckon I had hunted the
place over as much as a hundred
times; well, I was most all the time
at it, because it was about the only
way to put in the time. But this
time I found something at last; I
found an old rusty wood-saw without
any handle; it was laid in between a
rafter and the clapboards of the
roof. I greased it up and went to
work. There was an old horse-blanket
nailed against the logs at the far
end of the cabin behind the table,
to keep the wind from blowing
through the chinks and putting the
candle out. I got under the table
and raised the blanket, and went to
work to saw a section of the big
bottom log out -- big enough to let
me through. Well, it was a good long
job, but I was getting towards the
end of it when I heard pap's gun in
the woods. I got rid of the signs of
my work, and dropped the blanket and
hid my saw, and pretty soon pap come
in.
Pap warn't in a
good humor -- so he was his natural
self. He said he was down town, and
everything was going wrong. His
lawyer said he reckoned he would win
his lawsuit and get the money if
they ever got started on the trial;
but then there was ways to put it
off a long time, and Judge Thatcher
knowed how to do it. And he said
people allowed there'd be another
trial to get me away from him and
give me to the widow for my
guardian, and they guessed it would
win this time. This shook me up
considerable, because I didn't want
to go back to the widow's any more
and be so cramped up and sivilized,
as they called it. Then the old man
got to cussing, and cussed
everything and everybody he could
think of, and then cussed them all
over again to make sure he hadn't
skipped any, and after that he
polished off with a kind of a
general cuss all round, including a
considerable parcel of people which
he didn't know the names of, and so
called them what's-his-name when he
got to them, and went right along
with his cussing.
He said he would
like to see the widow get me. He
said he would watch out, and if they
tried to come any such game on him
he knowed of a place six or seven
mile off to stow me in, where they
might hunt till they dropped and
they couldn't find me. That made me
pretty uneasy again, but only for a
minute; I reckoned I wouldn't stay
on hand till he got that chance.
The old man made
me go to the skiff and fetch the
things he had got. There was a
fifty-pound sack of corn meal, and a
side of bacon, ammunition, and a
four-gallon jug of whisky, and an
old book and two newspapers for
wadding, besides some tow. I toted
up a load, and went back and set
down on the bow of the skiff to
rest. I thought it all over, and I
reckoned I would walk off with the
gun and some lines, and take to the
woods when I run away. I guessed I
wouldn't stay in one place, but just
tramp right across the country,
mostly night times, and hunt and
fish to keep alive, and so get so
far away that the old man nor the
widow couldn't ever find me any
more. I judged I would saw out and
leave that night if pap got drunk
enough, and I reckoned he would. I
got so full of it I didn't notice
how long I was staying till the old
man hollered and asked me whether I
was asleep or drownded.
I got the things
all up to the cabin, and then it was
about dark. While I was cooking
supper the old man took a swig or
two and got sort of warmed up, and
went to ripping again. He had been
drunk over in town, and laid in the
gutter all night, and he was a sight
to look at. A body would a thought
he was Adam -- he was just all mud.
Whenever his liquor begun to work he
most always went for the govment.
his time he says:
"Call this a
govment! why, just look at it and
see what it's like. Here's the law
a-standing ready to take a man's son
away from him -- a man's own son,
which he has had all the trouble and
all the anxiety and all the expense
of raising. Yes, just as that man
has got that son raised at last, and
ready to go to work and begin to do
suthin' for him and give him
a rest, the law up and goes for him.
And they call that govment!
That ain't all, nuther. The law
backs that old Judge Thatcher up and
helps him to keep me out o' my
property. Here's what the law does:
The law takes a man worth six
thousand dollars and up'ards, and
jams him into an old trap of a cabin
like this, and lets him go round in
clothes that ain't fitten for a hog.
They call that govment! A man can't
get his rights in a govment like
this. Sometimes I've a mighty notion
to just leave the country for good
and all. Yes, and I told 'em
so; I told old Thatcher so to his
face. Lots of 'em heard me, and can
tell what I said. Says I, for two
cents I'd leave the blamed country
and never come a-near it agin.
Them's the very words. I says look
at my hat -- if you call it a hat --
but the lid raises up and the rest
of it goes down till it's below my
chin, and then it ain't rightly a
hat at all, but more like my head
was shoved up through a jint o'
stove-pipe. Look at it, says I --
such a hat for me to wear -- one of
the wealthiest men in this town if I
could git my rights.
"Oh, yes, this is
a wonderful govment, wonderful. Why,
looky here. There was a free nigger
there from Ohio -- a mulatter, most
as white as a white man. He had the
whitest shirt on you ever see, too,
and the shiniest hat; and there
ain't a man in that town that's got
as fine clothes as what he had; and
he had a gold watch and chain, and a
silver-headed cane -- the awfulest
old gray-headed nabob in the State.
And what do you think? They said he
was a p'fessor in a college, and
could talk all kinds of languages,
and knowed everything. And that
ain't the wust. They said he could
vote when he was at home.
Well, that let me out. Thinks I,
what is the country a-coming to? It
was 'lection day, and I was just
about to go and vote myself if I
warn't too drunk to get there; but
when they told me there was a State
in this country where they'd let
that nigger vote, I drawed out. I
says I'll never vote agin. Them's
the very words I said; they all
heard me; and the country may rot
for all me -- I'll never vote agin
as long as I live. And to see the
cool way of that nigger -- why, he
wouldn't a give me the road if I
hadn't shoved him out o' the way. I
says to the people, why ain't this
nigger put up at auction and sold?
-- that's what I want to know. And
what do you reckon they said? Why,
they said he couldn't be sold till
he'd been in the State six months,
and he hadn't been there that long
yet. There, now -- that's a
specimen. They call that a govment
that can't sell a free nigger till
he's been in the State six months.
Here's a govment that calls itself a
govment, and lets on to be a
govment, and thinks it is a govment,
and yet's got to set stock-still for
six whole months before it can take
a hold of a prowling, thieving,
infernal, white-shirted free nigger,
and -- "
Pap was agoing on
so he never noticed where his old
limber legs was taking him to, so he
went head over heels over the tub of
salt pork and barked both shins, and
the rest of his speech was all the
hottest kind of language -- mostly
hove at the nigger and the govment,
though he give the tub some, too,
all along, here and there. He hopped
around the cabin considerable, first
on one leg and then on the other,
holding first one shin and then the
other one, and at last he let out
with his left foot all of a sudden
and fetched the tub a rattling kick.
But it warn't good judgment, because
that was the boot that had a couple
of his toes leaking out of the front
end of it; so now he raised a howl
that fairly made a body's hair
raise, and down he went in the dirt,
and rolled there, and held his toes;
and the cussing he done then laid
over anything he had ever done
previous. He said so his own self
afterwards. He had heard old
Sowberry Hagan in his best days, and
he said it laid over him, too; but I
reckon that was sort of piling it
on, maybe.
After supper pap
took the jug, and said he had enough
whisky there for two drunks and one
delirium tremens. That was always
his word. I judged he would be blind
drunk in about an hour, and then I
would steal the key, or saw myself
out, one or t'other. He drank and
drank, and tumbled down on his
blankets by and by; but luck didn't
run my way. He didn't go sound
asleep, but was uneasy. He groaned
and moaned and thrashed around this
way and that for a long time. At
last I got so sleepy I couldn't keep
my eyes open all I could do, and so
before I knowed what I was about I
was sound asleep, and the candle
burning.
I don't know how
long I was asleep, but all of a
sudden there was an awful scream and
I was up. There was pap looking
wild, and skipping around every
which way and yelling about snakes.
He said they was crawling up his
legs; and then he would give a jump
and scream, and say one had bit him
on the cheek -- but I couldn't see
no snakes. He started and run round
and round the cabin, hollering "Take
him off! take him off! he's biting
me on the neck!" I never see a man
look so wild in the eyes. Pretty
soon he was all fagged out, and fell
down panting; then he rolled over
and over wonderful fast, kicking
things every which way, and striking
and grabbing at the air with his
hands, and screaming and saying
there was devils a-hold of him. He
wore out by and by, and laid still a
while, moaning. Then he laid
stiller, and didn't make a sound. I
could hear the owls and the wolves
away off in the woods, and it seemed
terrible still. He was laying over
by the corner. By and by he raised
up part way and listened, with his
head to one side. He says, very low:
"Tramp -- tramp -- tramp; that's the
dead; tramp -- tramp -- tramp;
they're coming after me; but I won't
go. Oh, they're here! don't touch me
-- don't! hands off -- they're cold;
let go. Oh, let a poor devil alone!"
Then he went down
on all fours and crawled off,
begging them to let him alone, and
he rolled himself up in his blanket
and wallowed in under the old pine
table, still a-begging; and then he
went to crying. I could hear him
through the blanket.
By and by he
rolled out and jumped up on his feet
looking wild, and he see me and went
for me. He chased me round and round
the place with a clasp-knife,
calling me the Angel of Death, and
saying he would kill me, and then I
couldn't come for him no more. I
begged, and told him I was only
Huck; but he laughed such a
screechy laugh, and roared and
cussed, and kept on chasing me up.
Once when I turned short and dodged
under his arm he made a grab and got
me by the jacket between my
shoulders, and I thought I was gone;
but I slid out of the jacket quick
as lightning, and saved myself.
Pretty soon he was all tired out,
and dropped down with his back
against the door, and said he would
rest a minute and then kill me. He
put his knife under him, and said he
would sleep and get strong, and then
he would see who was who.
So he dozed off
pretty soon. By and by I got the old
split-bottom chair and clumb up as
easy as I could, not to make any
noise, and got down the gun. I
slipped the ramrod down it to make
sure it was loaded, then I laid it
across the turnip barrel, pointing
towards pap, and set down behind it
to wait for him to stir. And how
slow and still the time did drag
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